A Dramatization JUN 06

Oh god, it’s gay pride weekend again.

Why “Oh God?” It's like my favorite weekend!

Your favorite weekend? Why?

I feel like it’s always sunny and hot and everyone's boozy all day, and then the fireworks! We explode things in the air just because we’re gay!

That is pretty great.

I think Gay Pride weekend should mark some other point of significance in the gay year besides boozy fireworks.

Like what?

Like, it should be the day when the Awkward Clock is reset.

What does that mean?

Well, we all have nice people in our lives who we’ve gone on one or two dates with, or friends we’ve drunkenly made out with, or people we slept with and never talked to again, that we invariably get a little uncomfortable around when we run into them...

(Uh, we do or you do?)

[Ahem] The last Sunday of June should be the day each year when we all silently agree to forget about that stuff.

That’s an interesting idea, but it would never work.

Why not? If we all believe it, anything can work.

Could this be LAST MONDAY’s legacy?

It just might...

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